No Se Tagalog?

I know ANONYMOUS. Wouldn't hurt to learn some. I know you know why.

Sure you deserve it cos you don't want to admit that you enjoy my blog. You're a fan and am flattered. So am giving you your one minute of fame.

Hey, online friends, me gustong magpapansin dito eh, comment naman kayo sa blog nya. Sige na please. That is, if she has one. Or are you a he? Hmmmmmmm... Me kamag-anak kang nag-iwan ng comment dito eh, ang bastos. Wala ba cyang pinag-aralan? Alam ko lahi kayo ng mga moralista eh. Ayusin mo muna pamilya mo bago ka magmalinis ok?

What have you got against me? Wag ka makisawsaw sa issue ng may issue. Atupagin mo yang buhay mo na napaka-honorable ata. With the emphasis on "ATA."